Thursday, December 7, 2006

How To Remove A Rim From A Go Kart



not surprising, as it did at the time the issue of Cromagnón, incidents that occurred in recent days in Asuncion, Paraguay. If on one hand respect the will of the people demonstrating, I can not stop reading it a desire for revenge, others' suffering. I wish that I also respect, and is as dignified and humane as anyone else, but I can not help it bother me this idea is identified with the idea of \u200b\u200bjustice.

I strongly believe in complete futility of the prison institution. Meets at least one function that degenerative reformatory. And in the context of today this has already been naturalized as a punishment to redeem the faults. As if suffering redeem something.


The hamster is evil, prisons are populated by them ...

I especially greatly sways in is to see people shouting seek justice as punishment. Is the current expression of the law of tallión, "I suffered, you suffered so well." Is there then a pleasure in the suffering of others? Sadism at this point is undeniable.

may be appealed to the jail serving a preventive function, preventing the defendant again cause damage. True, but that goal can be achieved otherwise. And I am referring to any case, crime and situation. Prison is not just a patch best. And to be more logical that all sentences are sentences because nobody is going to leave it with the best intentions with which it came.

In the latter case in particular, as in Cromagnón, plays itself a social justice issue. Is it fair that the employer concerned is subject to the same justice to be submitted to any other person. And in that sense, more than any other, respect the claim of the people.

But give the matter a further tighten. I believe that violations can be sorted into two broad categories according to their cause. Those produced by a serious psychological imbalance in the offender and those no. The first is a separate issue and exclude them from this analysis. Will undoubtedly come into play psychiatric institution and / or psychological (needless to say I do not share the utility of psychiatric institutions as a wrapper, mental hospitals, boarding schools). The latter, in turn, lend themselves to turn to a deeper analysis.

the latter can also divide into two subgroups. Those due to social exclusion and those who do not. I'll assume that we all agree that social exclusion is typical of the capitalist system and, on an objective analysis, the abuser, like all of us is a product of their circumstances and if the system teaches you that life is worth nothing, the system should take over when the risk without being able to join the capitalist circuit. On the other hand, we find our employer, that being an active member of the system, offender. But not really doing anything but repeat what was taught this system. What matters is money and goods, I am what I am because of my money and goods, protect the money and goods.

As we see, the crux of the matter lies in the lack of meaning. Today, as advanced as it seems, or at least enjoys being is incapable of giving us only two senses: the capitalist / consumerist and religious. May add to this list the sense that one can find in a relationship if the idealized or reason enough as it is known in the West (although not so much a sense but an ongoing search.) Then it becomes clear that with so few ways available, people cling to the understanding that was reached with all his might. So did the employer, so we all do.

think it's time to reconsider some options they give us, or we rather, because the system we are wrong despite us rather than continue to seek punishment for what we expose ourselves. After all, prison overcrowding is the least of the problems that lack of meaning occurs.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Penny Holding Boat Challenge

senses indiscriminately


I clarify that and I was bare-chested or native has 60 years,
of course, bingo mono-guard was not wearing of buttons.

The situation has reached a breaking point and no longer holds. It is time that the veil of illusion falls for once we begin to see. Once we open our eyes to the truth and quitémonos custom lenses and falsehood.

My ultimatum comes following the situation I experienced one week ago. Walking on a Thursday night with the mysterious Natalia Buenos Aires could not find an attractive and affordable plan. It was too late for the movies, not to mention the theaters, and was cool enough to go for a walk outdoors. Then, in a fit of genius, I found the idea of \u200b\u200bgoing to play Bingo. These establishments operate in Buenos Aires and the casinos are open at all times.

The incident occurred when, in sandals (because we are in summer, and despite that I said that was cool, they are comfortable if you do not plan to walk to the weather), I enter the establishment apuestil. By rules of the house, I was not allowed to enter, the guard explained that the closure was due to some incidents and trips. Taking into account the condition geronte most people attending, I found the reasoning logical flaws.

But my girlfriend, with his beautiful sandals, SI was allowed access, and old ladies pituca vianudas, could be accessed even with needle heels! Then, the logic of tripping immediately collapses and we face a clear case of discrimination and anti-aristimuñalidad.

However, I would dwell on the relationship-flip-flop sandal. A close examination gives us the certainty that the difference between the parties is purely aesthetic. We must recognize that its role as both its coverage and / or protection, are identical. So we end lies.

This was repeated in countless scenes of everyday life. I do not intend to list these, but alert to their existence, to be vigilant and to recognize, discriminate and then not discriminate where it is needed.

Most people do not hesitate to consider a young shameless display sunbathing on its terrace, the beach or any place if it is underwear. On the other hand, appear to be perfectly acceptable bikinis. Blasphemy! Except for cases of erotic lingerie with transparency, the exhibit attached to each garment is equivalent.

The inverse to the "gentlemen" wearing speedos, those new screens are the equivalent of pants, not think they see in these fascists is more disgusting than seeing them in underwear!

Down with the lies! Let's open our eyes once!

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Nero 7 Will Not Open Wma Files

Fight Discrimination Part

First of all, I owe everyone an apology, I am absent for a time by any measure that exceeds the limit of reasonableness. In this regard I will only say that it is necessary to devote time to experience the legend if you intend to then be able to count them. And in a second, before continuing, I recommend to all the adventures of the Justice League that, by my good personal friend, Mr. Hugo Andrés "Yogi Bear" Simkin, kept alive this space in the comments section of previous post.


The eternal conflict between good and evil once again ...

Back then, back now and with a host of new adventures, including highlights perhaps now I will narrate. Well I have been involved, how could it be otherwise, the first collective pillow fight in the city of Buenos Aires.

The date was Saturday 18 at 18:00 pm in front of the planetarium and refuting my initial ideas, the turnout was impressive. The most prestigious news media talk about a figure of the 3000 people in a more colloquial language and less pretentious, I'd say we were a band of people.

Armed with pillows of different sizes, we went Hugo, Natalia and a server. And from the distance vislumbrabamos the crowd. To this point came the presence of binding that my girlfriend backed off on the outskirts of the crowd and handed me his pillow for people who were executed on their behalf.

When we were close - 50 meters from the crowd, started to run because our pillows flying Bataola had begun. Stormed the periphery of the match with a double twist jump flicflac and when I was repaying a almohadonazo violent in the ear to listen to something while Hugo penetrated screaming headlong into the epicenter of the fray.

Before such imprudence, I rushed after him to make him see reason. The epicenter was unsustainable. Constant belligerence had raised a thick cloud of dust and earth, mixed with feathers and bits of foam and clouded the view hindered breathing, and my attempts to rescue them. Everything is further complicated when, despite the aforementioned visual difficulties one of the contestants realized that I had two pillows (remember that my girlfriend had offered up their own) and shouting "that has two! That has two! " is gamely launched against me. Of course, in states that induces a battle of this magnitude, any claim such as that caused a massive response and soon I was surrounded by pillows with a few friendly signals. Not harmless, could escape with what I gave to call the "technique of helicopter rotating two pillows over my head while I walked away again towards the periphery.

Back in the arms of my beloved, I returned a pillow and since then I made countless raids in search of my good friend. Unfortunately all of them unsuccessful. I found a duel between two very skilled fencers pillow, a guy disguised as a horse, Wally and recognition three times a guy dressed as Spider-Man screaming as he was chased and beaten by angry mobs that were heard among the voices of "Hold superman! Hey puto, the Justice League did not call you!". In vain I tried to explain that while Superman and Justice League belong to DC comics, Spiderman and Marvel was therefore tried totally different worldviews.

The point is that I could not be reunited with Hugo, and 24 hours having elapsed since its last sighting we are thinking the worst. I beg all my fans to share any information. Let us join forces. Let's find Hugo!

Wednesday, October 4, 2006

How To Make The Seaside Sarong




Sigismund

will excuse, I am studying the things I said my friend up here and said what about it, Peter Blos and Helen Deutsch.

I pay tomorrow and I'm quemadísimo. In a few days back.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Things To Write In Cake

Plumosa Fan Mail # 3


Question, Fede respond.

Aristigenio Hello! Look
mad, I write because I have a problem for your fanmail section. Turns out the other day I went to the kiosk, because I wanted to buy a Palmeritas and a bag of chips. And when I'm going to pay the guy I realize that Palmeritas were re expensive, so I'll say that Palmeritas not. But what happens? Now I have to go to another kiosk to buy Palmeritas with a bag of chips in hand. And I know the kid's booth, giving me not to go in with something I bought elsewhere, I mean? Well, I do not know what to do ...

Carlos, Barrio Norte


Dear Carlos:

is not a minor issue that posed. In fact, together with Mr. Berdi, dedicated two books in the 97 to what we call the " commercial marriage." Inevitably

forming a bond to the store / kiosk friend. Marx already said, the commercial relationship, in turn, implies a social relationship. After all, the store / kiosk no longer an entity that provides us with many elements we need for our daily happenings. It is playing an important role provider. Function at some point play our very mother. Intrapsychic logical connection is not slow in taking shape and soon we were reliving our Kiosquero Oedipus.
Kiosquero
But is not our mother, so that there is a new identification with the natural successor thereof. Our partner. We are then in a commercial marriage. More permissive the marriage itself, allowing us to meet our needs in other businesses where distances are great with him or he is unavailable (closed). However, in a close range when printing in us a commitment of loyalty to our kiosk. By

tricks of our reasoning are semi-conscious of this process, and fight him. So we see ourselves as Carlos, buying another kiosk, which was probably in a better position with respect to our kiosk. But if the new kiosk happily not meet our demand, we are in the position of having to return, tail between legs, to confess infidelity to our commercial partner.

all part of our imagination. And the ideal would fight this and to go in any way to our booth without shame, as we have not done anything reprehensible. But if the levels of anxiety to deal with you are too high, you can always go to a neutral third kiosk and buy your Palmeritas there, and your business partner is not going to find out.


PS Do not forget you can participate in this section, sending correspondence to aristi1982@yahoo.com.ar

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Is Pioneer Self Rising



already reconciled with nature after the terrible event last week, I wish to visit the zoo in the city of Buenos Aires, and my desire to be precise nature, I went there yesterday.

I really am glad that I rediscovered reconciliation and again that the animals are beautiful in their forms and diversity. I enjoyed a wonderful evening with horns, hooves, horns and feathers.

But undoubtedly the strangest thing was meeting Bervuello Ramon, one of the zookeepers. When I first saw him running frantically in circles while screaming and banging his head. Naturally, the empathy that characterizes me, I went to his aid.

Ramon was nervous because a gorilla and a panda had escaped from captivity and was their responsibility to recapture them.



The panda had apparently disguised as a caregiver.

hold
Gorilla capitalist ideals of the American empire.

while helping to look, told me she only feared for their safety (apparently the gorilla was very violent, but not the panda, who was a bread of God), and feared no counterpart to transcendence media of the fact and general panic of the masses because that would imply claiming that nobody would realize.

Interested in such an assumption, I inquired more about the subject. Without further precautions, perhaps for the trust you have told me that exhibit the empty cages ensuring that fugitives were there, as they always did some animal escaped, by the way, is much more often than would suspect. He argued that no one would fail to be awarded the sighting of the fugitive although this was not there and no one would suspect.

then Bervuello lost all inhibition and confessed that the zoo no come to own half of the animals he holds. Not because they have escaped, but they never were.

This is possible by the confluence of two factors:
one hand, between people's ghost all animals, as a natural defense, have an incredible innate ability to camouflage. So before you judge absent or not present, the judge very well hidden.
On the other hand, no less important is the role played by expectations. One sees what he expects to see, what to watch. This phenomenon is nothing less than the backbone of psychoanalysis.

never find the fugitives, and I told him that they would not hide in bars and offices after ... but hey, he was the caregiver and the authority on the subject ... I hope you find them soon ...

Monday, September 4, 2006

Big Sister Wrestling Small Sister

zoological Nature Illusion Cinema and Revolution ungrateful

Sad day if any. I woke up today with the bitter news of the death of my dear friend, Steve Irwin. Yes, the crocodile hunter ...

Little is to say after so great pump. A killer stingray killed him today on a diving expedition.

Thousands Mourn crocodiles in the world today, no one will fight with them, hundreds of sea turtles mourn his absence. And there are few human beings we to miss that crazy, but crazy cute.



you suspect a crocodile Nazi society involved in the alleged "accident." I will investigate.

Draw your own conclusions but I think that makes me really obvious. Nature stinks. Steve was an active environmentalist and thrown in their 44 years of existence did nothing to defend the interests of nature and crocodiles fight to amuse us. How it pays to nature? With a sting stingray in the chest and a violent death, without even time to say goodbye to his wife and friends.

Gentlemen, this is war. Now I'm gonna burn a forest and kill baby seals. And tonight I'm going to spend calling Greenpeace and then hang up as soon as I attend.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Can You Mix European Weave With Yaki



cinema and revolution


The great personalities of the world as a server, seem to work in their midst like a magnet, attracting to it a variety of personality characteristics that reflect glimpses of genius the summons. Perhaps that is why I met Ruben Ruffo, a young and fearless director of Villa Crespo. Ruffo

summed up his life and work behind a basic premise: Revolution. Then I realized that Ruben was not more revolutionary filmmaker and his revolution was born of transgression. Into the institutionalized, to be expected. He wanted to surprise you. "I never meant to explore why films" he said during shooting their 3rd musical move, with 94 second film of his vast performing career. (Yes it is, with its limited 19 years and had a filmography that had nothing to envy of any quantitatively to the classic director.) For the transgression Ruffo was necessary, and the only way to progress. In his films never seen public areas of world cinema as we know it. In his films, almost never understand anything. I explained

it all started in the filming of his first work: "Jacks." "Jacks" was an elaborate psychological film that developed the story of a bisexual foursome of friends: John, Jim, Jaime and Joaquina. Each of them kept in secret relationships with 2 of the others as they carried a formal relationship with the third. When John, the protagonist discovers the truth about love quadrangle sick, prey to anguish and revulsion that can not hold, goes to the polo club to reveal the truth to others. In the filming of this scene in an outdoor setting, through an oversight of the lady of 5 º A building that was the substance of film set, a pot of 30 kg free fall from her balcony accidentally landed in the skull of Francisco Villalba, the interpreter of John, ending his life and with his promising acting career. The incident was captured on camera.

Villalba But the head was not the only one opened to the accident. Ruffo lit-command to print the scene and decided that the film would end with the tragic death of John, a tragic and unexpected. Like life itself.

Ruffo's work never returned to the traditional courses, by contrast, was always growing in transgression. Unprecedented levels, quirky script, bands sound incongruous. In the festival presents films of 3 minutes and 4 hours short films which gender gender walked in 10 minutes, coral movies without actors, large movie productions disaster without exterior shots. Even once presented a documentary consisting of a 2-hour interview a person who had no part in the event analyzed, in fact, did not even know what had happened ...

I think it is little we can learn from the genius of Ruffo. It is true that living in the most sow misery and was never recognized, in fact, the work has not even accepted in festivals. But we should not underestimate its clear message. The revolution is at hand. It is as impossible as it would have us believe.

The problem is doing it with grace.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Easy Baked Ziti -meat -beef



I'm working on a new theory. And in scientific rigor going to request their assistance, and of course, then give them to know so they can say.

First, must see this video. (CLICK HERE )

and / or hear the next song.



Schuerzenjaeger Zillertaler - Appenzeller

Before continuing, please, you must have seen or heard items suggested if they want to be part of my research sample.

Okay, if you're reading this I assume you saw / heard the material or suddenly do not care to participate actively in the development of science. In the latter case, you are a horrible horrible person.

Otherwise, if you shared the experience, I venture to assert that at some time during their period of exposure to the material suggested, you smiled at least, if not laugh out loud.

(Understand now because I did not say anything about this before because he wanted to bring about a meeting unprepared. Otherwise, a conscious effort by the results could have been altered.)

argue that the laugh or smile off guard is inevitable, as the Yodel, the formula includes high doses of happiness.

Since the invention of Tango, the knowledge base of sad music. I have tried to find its antithesis, and after much research, and hopefully, with your permission, since my last test consists of field, I will announce terminating the search.

The Yodel, the music of happiness.


In the Nordic countries

Wednesday, August 9, 2006

Vasque Sundowner Italian

Video Yodel Club

Return. Already returned to Buenos Aires, first of all, I want to thank the support received especially to Mark and Miss Gri. But it is already a closed chapter and it is my intention to continue on that line. Having suffered so great

slap antiaristimuñan by the infamous Gesell, I became aware of the need to be more vigilant in not a few circles in which I move. So I decided to do a recognition of the neighborhood where I live, Palermo. To do a job agency I work on my video club friend and Distribution Manager Responsible for the Seventh Art. (Delivery Boy as Ariel)

The work is very relaxed and friendly atmosphere but also has the advantage of allowing imponderable the unlimited free movie rentals. Undoubtedly arise a new film series aristimuñil, perhaps share with you here.



The video is a partner boxitracio!

On Saturday, occupational performance in the excellent company of HAS, and Facundo Ariel, perhaps by potentiating effect of creativity that causes another's company between me and YOU, I can not tell who came, came a pastime more interesting and above all entertaining. They were competing in teams presenting words and competing to see which word had more titles movies in the video club system. From the outset that the word "love" was banned.

Time, day, death, obsession, murderer, road, etc.. were among the chosen. As obvious agotábamos resources if you will, became more entertaining game.

After a while, I think no one kept score. I think my team lost, but, in fact, I think we all win.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Canadian Guys Suspenders

Aristimuño's return

Alas! How exciting adventure! And so ends the saga! But let me start from the beginning.

Last Friday, Ms. Gri contacted me. Young iniciada en la fe aristimuñan pero con agallas si las hay. Aparentemente, en un desliz, les di mi dirección vieja al resto de los aristimuñan que querían participar en la misión de rescate. Mea culpa. De modo que solo nosotros dos abordamos el Boeing que nos llevaría a tierras norteamericanas a por el ruín Gesell.

Claro, sin el apoyo de las huestes aristimuñans, tuvimos que descartar el plan A que consistía en ataque frontal con las dos terceras partes del pelotón y una maniobra de pinzas con un tercio de elite. No… tuvimos que optar por una acción mas discreta.

Con la señorita Gri nos infiltramos por el drenaje, de allí pasamos a los ductos de ventilación y otros lugares intelligence community as well, we reached the main body of the building. Neutralize two guards there, dressed up in their clothes and ... No, I did not watch ... I am a gentleman! ... Well, more details, particulars least we got to the very offices Gesell ...

I had, but we had forgotten his ally, Mr. Jenkins and his regiment of trained monkeys. Outplayed us, we decimated and although not without a fight, were captured.



In the dungeons.

I can not even begin to describe the inhuman conditions of confinement to which we were exposed. But it suffices to say that the notebook in my cell had no internet ... and told me that Miss Grimes had not even his little games ...

Thank God we only had to withstand a day in captivity. After hearing so much commotion, shock, fire, glass breaking, head banging pans, came to our cell Aristimuño himself, in an effort coupled with Sigmund Freud and Jean Piaget had been reduced to criminal and came to liberate.


The federal bailout, Freud and Piaget

Aristimuño stayed behind to settle some unfinished business last for safeguard the fake death of his allies. These days will come back to take its rightful place as an author in these writings virtual.

So this is the end. Here I say goodbye, and glad I could help. Certainly hear from me again in some future, but not for me.
A hug.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

How To Get Belikin Beer In The Us

The usual suspect Current

Friend Day. On a day like this is when most feel the absence of Fede. Fede, the magnanimous friend of everyone. Child-friendly, pet friendly, global friend, Fede.

For some time this part was I was doing everything in my power to find out the whereabouts of Aristimuño, and I welcome to report that not without results. I've come to the conclusion through logical processes inexpressible part on events that occurred since that tragic game against Germany, that Aristimuño was not kidnapped or abducted, not for us to stray or abandoned with impunity. Clearly that was devoted to the pursuit of the outlaw who perpetrated the crime intelligence-spies Economic condemning more than one selection in football.

From there I drew the logical conclusion follows: "If I find the perpetrator, I find Aristimuño." That's what I applied since then, and reviewing the files of the anti-criminology aristimuñans could reduce the spectrum at a prime suspect:



Evil Gesell

Ladino "Mr." Arnold Gesell. Those who have had opportunity to study the course "Developmental Psychology: Childhood at the Faculty of Psychology, will know very well. Since once the scammer was involved in shady business. Without going any further, anyone with minimal critical capacity discover that their work, studies and writings behind any theory. It is a mere description of activities for children according to age. It is clear that even the sister of Fede, perhaps with some spelling mistakes, could have done the same, and even more entertaining. This does not come except to prove the kind of person that we face.

I did my research and found that, like many others, Gesell only faked his death by a tax issue. In turn, it has been seen in recent times, in the circles of "undead" (I'm not talking about zombies and vampires, but that is how they call those who have faked his death) associated with such a Lic . Jenkins. Reviewing the notes of the lecture "Neurophysiology" of Aristimuño, I learned that is renowned for his experiments on monkeys. This somehow confirms my initial hypothesis.



Evil Gesell with the monkeys

I am organizing an offensive to confront in the coming week. I will keep.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Toothache Strep Infection



First, good news. My informants have told me that several people accused Aristimuño sightings in Zurich, Switzerland. This news delights us and fills us with hope. Cover

this priority, it is necessary to clarify some issues. Has reached me that there is some fraction Aristimuño, perhaps, to better cope with the pain of so much loss, self-confident have no basis whatsoever a hoax.

With the disappearance of our hero crowd, they profess that Federal did not disappear, but, in fact, never existed. Ubícanlo then Aristimuño in a field of dreams, fantastic, unreal. He is accused belonging to the world's collective imagination. Seek to mystify its existence.

The major contributor to this space, the illustrious artist HAS, whom I consider a friend own, infiltrated the organization and illustrated as only he knows what he could observe. You can see how these miscreants suspected to air it, using pressurized diving suits and even dresses.



Meeting of the skeptics.

Needless to say we must not fall into the easy way out and we must give up the pursuit of our prophet. Firm to the end.

same time, another faction Aristimuño, more worthy of the name, has organized the Foundation in Memory Aristimuño. While looking for places to build a Museum of Aristimuño, HAS been contacted in order to realize a project that he had been planning to Aristimuño. Again, do not plan to replace, but rather, to honor his memory until you return and take his rightful place. This is a humor blog. The Foundation has the "aristichistis" and published more than a collection of sketches of jokes HAS Aristimuño him to give before his disappearance, so you have enough material to survive until the return of the idol. The blog:

RE-chanfle

Without more, we will continue waiting for news of Aristimuño.

Tuesday, July 4, 2006

Fund Rasiers For Church Anniversary

Missin '


Marcos

Good ... Well, if we may call "good" ...

My name is Mark, and the reason I'm writing in this space, it is because the rumors are true, Fede has disappeared. After

undeserved defeat by Germany did not address the micro along with Argentina and also used his flight back to Buenos Aires.



The last time you saw him, weeping with Tevez and Sorin.

His whereabouts are unknown, but we know that the FIFA committee on Monday received a letter sealed in Vienna with his firm, which was corroborated by handwriting experts, which sought annulment of the world. For this it is known that sufficient and overwhelming evidence presented.

However, the delegation did not heed his corrupt requested on the pathetic excuse that would be an embarrassment for the annulment of a tournament of this magnitude ...

important thing is do not despair. The waves of suicides that plague the five continents must stop. The various government agencies in Argentina and around the world have made available to the entire world population teams of psychologists who provide free care to anyone who needs it. Find phones respectively in the website of the government of the country to which you belong.

Above all, know it's not my intention to move to Fede, but I thought I needed to do something about the continuity of this important site. At the same time, Know that we are doing everything in our power to locate. Anyway ...

Force. And we're going to find.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Letter Template For Destination Wedding




French Monkeys: The monkeys Titi Henry.

overcome difficult test on Saturday at the expense of Mexicans. But let me an important lesson. I can never be absent from the bench by my colleague José Pekerman.

Only minutes before you start the game against Mexico, discussing the recent banking argenta details Pekerman strategy, peered from the corner of eye shadow. Concerned as it was (and am) for information filtering, Pekerman asked to initiate the game without me and I started to ask what was it that was spotted.

After the bench, almost to the Olympic track what I found confirmed my suspicions, and discredits the paranoia. It was a Spy-Tech device. I could not but be alarmed, whoever was behind the sordid affair, had high-tech counter. Gol

Mexicans. I debated whether to remain or follow the trail of pimp and mess their plans. I felt my ethical obligation was to stop the Machiavellian scoundrel, so I left the field. But not before calling Crespo aside a moment to tell you that Mexicans are higher and, if you can not get to the ball, which use them.

already in the tunnel, following a trail of Spy-tech devices and thick black hair behind me I heard the echo of the Argentine goal. Kept going and after a few turns and I met so many stairs in the stands. Among so many people was considerably more difficult to trace the offender and I confess, had withdrawn unless Francachella appeared to lift my spirit.

"I saw, I saw him!" - He said. "It's a monkey frog, it was there. Come on. " Was the first time I saw Francachella in person, but I always knew a fervent Aristimuño and with him I started to chase our prey.

soon leave the stands again and came to the locker room dodging stadium security. There was the offender monkey, with a DVD in hand, laughing at us in the mouth of the ventilation duct. Before disappearing himself, his shrill voice announced an attack. You miss to react in time and we were surrounded by aggressive primates but elegant with red berets who came from all corners of the locker room.

Despite the concern of our situation, could not help but laugh at the gestures Francachella and hoses. It was as if he were participating in "Exterminators V" in the role of Emilio Disi.

we are saved only by the fortunate intervention as staunch participant in chronic Marcos. The combined effort of the three could with the strength of apes. But the leader had escaped, taking with Peeping Tom on my work and strategies of Mark, and the secret identity of whoever was behind this evil plot.

I could return for the extra time to party, where I worked with the coaching staff to generate an appropriate strategy to achieve victory against the Mexicans.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Gay Friendly All Inclusive Resorts

I ask Mico-Spy


Then continue with the chronicle of my performance in the Germanic lands.

Before any complaint they question me, they need to understand that we were already classified, and since I'm serving my country, foreign spies are not lacking at all levels and games we play. Is clearly not be revealing any important strategy.

Meanwhile, I took a break to say,

"Mueranse with envy!"



1st page of my "Macanudo 3"

For those little observers, both the drawing and the inscription, are handwritten by the very Liniers.

(Thank YOU for the gift)

Aristimusic: From the limbo, Piero with timeless advice that many would do well to consider.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

What Means Elizabeth Bathorys Prayer?

Hook Road to Germany


Mark seems a little bare, right?

As I passed them last Thursday at 19 pm I took my flight to Germanic lands in which I am already performing as a quarterback and secret weapon selection national. And not to brag, but I arrived with just enough to devise a strategy against Serbia and Montenegro and, well.

But the issue that I wish to talk to pass in the aircraft, bound for Germany. Just boarded the plane, once set off my seat and my luggage, I was about to turn my mp3 player when ...

Marcos: Aristimuño!
Me: Marcos? Mark! How are you? How did you know my name?
Marcos: And you how you knew my name? I never told you ...
Me: ... is true ...
Marcos: there a connection between our destinations Aristimuño momentous, but still not the time to talk about it ... I
:
... Mark: So you go to Germany to Argentina strategist?
Me: How did you know?
Mark: I know a lot Aristimuño ...
Me: I see ... You're going because there will be many gatherings of people and you want to prevent the faesyr?
(This is not the first time that appears Marcos, better understand clicking HERE )
Marcos: No, and disrupt their plans for luck. Is a long history and incredible, but resumiéndotela, acquired some of its properties when defeated, in part, is why are so many things ... I
: ... aahh ... do you go then?
Marcos: I am also a strategist. Ecuador's team was using a strategy football manual I posted 3 years ago. Well, now I called to make me personally responsible for his team.
Me: Look, you Ahh!

At that moment came a flight attendant, who for reasons of off Marcos insisted that sit in its housing, and to stop spending the rest of the people to wait in line behind him to pass through the narrow aisles.

I could not re-cross word with Mark until the arrival in Germany in the early hours of Friday 16 June. I was surprised that upon arrival, plus the usual retinue of receipt Aristimuño to me, also had an entourage "Marconi" ... I found Mark in the German customs ...

Marcos: Aristimuño Well, I wish you good luck campaign. Surely we will be seeing.
Me: I hope so, I'm realizing that you are a unique character ...
Marcos: (wink)
Me: (nod) (if, I could never blinking eyes, my eyes do not have inter-independence ...)
Marcos: Aristimuño Well, goodbye. And by the way, Happy Birthday!

question I stay in my mouth ... The Mark is definitely someone to consider ...

Wednesday, June 7, 2006

Forgot Combination For My Brinks Lock

Controversy


Walter, Peter and Mario by HAS. Before yesterday

himself received a letter from Jose Pekerman in which summoned me as a strategist soccer national team and a post-data added that, when in doubt, do not forget to take my boots.

Facts and arranged for Germany to move to the country next Sunday (will have to cope without me against Ivory Coast), I approached the bar "Friends" as I usually do all the eve of the world.

Mario, Walter and Peter Aristimuño! So long!
Me: so long! What counts?
Mario, Walter and Peter All right, "you?
Me: Well ...
Mario, Walter and Peter
... Me: ...
Me: ... and the family?
Mario: Well .
Walter: Si.
Peter Si ...
Me: ...
Walter: ... Does yours?
Me: Well well ... thanks ...
Mario, Walter and Peter Walter ...
: ... nothing.
Me: ...
Mario, Walter and Peter ...

The situation was almost unbearable. Already felt, could not take much more ...

Me: ... And how come to Argentina for the World?
Mario, Walter and Peter Ahhhh I believe it / If the truth is that I have f / pass that I do not think / well, with that of / because it means that ...
Me: moment, when I am slow!
Me: What happens to you that you Antonio? Why so quiet in the corner?
Antonio: ...
Walter: Dejalo, are frustrated ... there in the bag has a dissertation on why Crespo and Batistuta to play together ...
Me: Uhh .. poor ...
Antonio: 15 Months! 15 months laburando as black! Gathering data, collecting feedback, analyzing videos, Do you understand what is that? 15 months dedicated to just that!
Me: ...
Antonio: I left my wife! I was thrown out of work! I went down 16 kilos!
Me: ...
Antonio: But none of that mattered to me, no sir! Why? Because nobody, nobody would be able to my arguments this year ... NO ONE!
Me: ...
Antonio: But the very son of his mother summons him! Do you you think? The top scorer of all time!
Peter: Well Antonio, but now Tevez, Saviola, Messi ...
Mario: "Let Messi or eight rooms!? A sissies! That's what it is! What is it for injury? That's queer!
Antonio: "See!? The Bati not injured!
Me: No ... but ...
Walter: Sorin ! Sorin! That is the star of Argentina!
Mario: If yes ... that if you have eggs!
Peter Simeone's heir!
Antonio: Another! "Why not call it Hell!?
Me: Why and has 36 years?
Antonio: Humbug! I have a 54 and that Messi will paint your face!
Walter: But, delusions of grandeur! Messi is contained in Barcelona!
Mario: sissies and traitor! Before going to play in Europe, players have tanned here! Sucking some real football!
Antonio: course! I had called earlier to Castromán!
Me: course, a superhero who leaves his beard and becomes president of Cuba.
All: ...
All: Too bad!

All eyes were on me, had to do something, to divert the focus of attention ... I

: Estemmm ... ... and ... What I say about our goalkeeper?
Peter We have no goalkeeper!
Mario: Bank! Abbondancieri is awful but it has attitude! I would bank to die! While

Antonio Navarro Montoya yelling something about, I went stealthily to the door and left the room, not without a smile.

really matter who is right or, I think nobody wants to win more than us. I'm getting my bags.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Fish Smell Nipple Piercing

Pride Bar preschool


As I see non-Se-ri-ta?

Unlikely as it may seem, at some point I have come to consider a career as a kindergarten teacher at the end of my studies in psychology. These considerations should not be simply to get me to pay for playing the power rangers, but rather, it has fallen into my attention that the teachers boxes are among the proud people of the world in its status.

Why say this? Let me give my experiences. In academia, I had the opportunity to study at different times to different areas of my history of academic excellence. Probably unknowingly I have studied with bakers, clerks, workers, cadets, telemarketers, walk dogs, warehousemen, mechanics, doctors, and why not?, to some engineer sorry. Of course, if I had the pleasure, I took it personally, because neither the doctors were with apron, or workers with a helmet or wear their overalls mechanics greased. Now, never missed the kindergarten teacher (even while studying engineering), which, to the extent proud of her profession, carrying the head high at any time of day your apron clownish pink or blue gingham.

Some will argue that the power comes directly from work. This hypothesis closes pretty well for evening hours. But in an area which starts at 21:30 is not as well. I would like to know that garden ending their curriculum in that indecent night time.

Others propose that light as it seems, gardener's apron is actually very warm and this would be the reason for its validity. While it is possible, there is no real evidence to prove it.

So I guess I'm inclined to start a professional pride and I'm singing to be the first green power ranger!

PS: I can not miss the opportunity to greet on his birthday to my dear girlfriend Natalia and my trusty friend Martin.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Best State Live Disabled

5 Cheese


The fifth cheese was me.

The female usually offended when he blamed the culinary operations. Far from diminishing, the allocation of dedicated. The faculty dining are not delegates, they own it. The proof of this is what happened last Saturday when, in my capacity as a member of the male of the human race, I wanted to cook. Perhaps

sauce "to the 4 cheese" was out of my league. I mean, obviously it did. I mean, maybe it is a sauce that complicates even the most able cooks. But do not think that's the case. According

recipe I got my girlfriend, should make transparent, not brown, some chives, and luckily she was able to explain phone that is "transparent", not to mention what are the "chives." Not that I have done much anyway.


I put the chives into the pan with oil and started to cut cheese ... Of course, two seconds and gold were the chives. Under the slogan "still works," throw in the cheese and began to stir with a wooden spoon. Had little aspect of salsa so I added milk as recommended at the end of the recipe if consistency was very thick. At that time I noticed the cream on the counter and remembered I was supposed to have cheese before pouring the cream reciprocated. "Too Good", and added the cream.

While he found resistance at the bottom of the pan. And on one occasion, trying to overcome, I take off the cheese and found that it had generated a kind of burnt cheese layer on the bottom that emulated an omelet. I removed the burnt cheese, cut into small pieces and returned to add to the pan, which, incidentally, seemed very logical at the time.

sauce and seemed to be, in what may be called "be." Then I became aware that the fire had no water to make noodles. I left the sauce to a minimum and devoted myself to the noodles. I also had to make some sausages for my sister who refused to try the sauce bubbling in yellow, black and white. Details

more details less. At the time the noodles and sausages were ready, season the sauce and added a pinch of nutmeg. I threw away three quarters of it and I could save enough to accompany my portion of noodles.

To my surprise, the sauce was rich and not for the fact that I repeated it all night, I had considered satisfied. But

remained to the last leg of the odyssey. It defied all logic principles the number of elements that make salsa messed for a single person (although it was designed as four).

Finally, it is clear that if we leave the kitchen for women is a personal failure and not by denigrating ...

Friday, May 19, 2006

Dragon Ball Z Vegeta And Bulma Episode




Aristimuño Che, to victory! It

fact, originally intended to devote a chronic speaking in favor of democratization and against Alterini and other matters concerning the crisis in the UBA. The crisis will continue to be part of my words but I will not speak for anyone or anything other than participation itself, whatever it may be.

I believe that the main problem of the UBA, and because not all of the republic, and most Western societies as we know, is a social anesthesia resulting in lack of commitment, lack of interest. In Argentina in particular, this may be because the product of a lot of inefficiency and quite bad intentions of some, politics is fraught with negative meaning a total of more than considerable.

But politics is not only necessary but inevitable. And inaction (how timely issue Don David HERE ) Is but another policy stance. And the main consequence of this policy is the serious problem of legitimacy that prevails today in the UBA.

This problem occurs on both fronts. On the one hand, in full I believe, is questioning the legitimacy of the authorities of the various powers and of the rector to be chosen, because the way they are elected produces machinery for self-perpetuation of the same people since the time dictatorship. But this question itself does not have the legitimacy that criticizes the system. This is because the student union elections are not compulsory, so the vast majority do not vote (at least in psychology). And students that are present and protest, despite being many, do not become 10% of the total student body (and I think I'm being very generous with that figure).

There are many reasons that "justify" the non-participation, and not the least of them the kind of politics of the various student groups. In recent times I have had the opportunity to see a little better how to handle and the truth is it is very questionable. But at least they are doing something, the way they see fit to them. And if this way does not represent you, you are within your rights to get closer to propose alternatives. In fact, I think to be your duty to do so (from an ethical point of view of course).

Now, what I would like to humbly ask for from this space is that if you're a student, please worry, inform yourself, formate trial, whatever this is, and Share. There is no way you can actually achieve any change, whether in a school as a country, when this is carried out by a minority with no one behind. If you're not a student but know someone who does, please referile this text. And in any case, hacete also by what you get on a national level if possible. Because the same thing is happening to us in college, going on in the country.

Well, sorry for the extension.

Aristimusic: Jack Johnson is no anonymous world music, but that's not so well known and I love.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Free Tech Deckliveonline

Policy hundred


100 bullshit ... that capacity!

So, this is nothing less than a hundredth review I share with you. Unfortunately, it will be a short.

happens that next week I have two sets, while I had no chance to get closer to my official artist this week to ask a drawing, and adding that I have not really wanted to draw him not me. In short, I made this beautiful conceptual art with 100 in the middle and got out of step.

I wait to directly render finish and re-post something perhaps more worthy of the circumstances. But he came to my ears in several Nordic countries and waves of suicide were scheduled for this weekend massive week, the product of a false belief in an alleged neglect, probably spread by antiaristimuñans ...

Next week, Thursday or Friday probably be back with more chronic. Until then.

Thursday, May 4, 2006

Light Headed Smoking Cigarettes

Fan Mail # 2


a rockstar All

Dear Aristimuño:
My name is Leopold, and I am a Jungle Leopard Ukraine. My family is almost extinct and I am beset by hunters who want to use my skin rug. What do you recommend?

(Hugo Thanks for the mail!)

Among the thousands of letters I received in the past month and a half. Undoubtedly, this has caught my attention. Leopold is the leopard. Now, we all know that Leopold speak least of all write. Not to mention the leopards. More importantly, we know that in Ukraine there are no forests. All these data

denials had led me to an initial conclusion letter infiltrated anti-Aristimuño me to waste my precious time. This would not be at all strange, anti-Aristimuño, after his repeated failures at larger scales, in these days are content with small and insignificant victories.

In a somewhat deeper analysis one can say it is not coincidental choice of names and locations. Take Leopold. Leopold is a name of Germanic origin and means "strong and bold as a lion." For its part, the leopard is busy semiotics itself. But looking at certain schools of kung fu, I found that this represents velocity. Thus, we find a brave, a strong person, a Leopoldo, but can not avoid being a leopard in these times. You can not avoid the rush, the rush to get anywhere quickly and timing of disciplinary societies.

I have no doubt now that it is not accidental that we speak of Ukraine. One of the hardest hit countries the process of empowerment of nations. Of course I'm talking about the Chernobyl nuclear plant and the painful issue that limited.

Then we get that this is a person that while strong, is thrown into the maelstrom of today's wicked times in a successful and where the only thing that matters is production. A person who is hunted by others crave, your skin, or his job. How much at this point now reached the famous phrase of Hobbes! "Homo homine lupus est".

And of course, the obvious question. What do you do in this situation? What does a poor Leopold in this situation? A noble lion among leopards?

The answer is neither obvious nor simple, and unfortunately not in my answer. Although someone who handles the metaphor with the refinement that you do you, you probably already knew this. The battle for freedom is a day to day. For now, I'm just glad that there people who can become aware of the void created by this type of society.

No more, thank you very much for writing.

PS: Remember all that anyone can participate in this section. Send an email with your letter to
aristi1982@yahoo.com.ar !!