Aristimuño's return Alas! How exciting adventure! And so ends the saga! But let me start from the beginning.
Last Friday, Ms. Gri contacted me. Young iniciada en la fe aristimuñan pero con agallas si las hay. Aparentemente, en un desliz, les di mi dirección vieja al resto de los aristimuñan que querían participar en la misión de rescate. Mea culpa. De modo que solo nosotros dos abordamos el Boeing que nos llevaría a tierras norteamericanas a por el ruín Gesell.
Claro, sin el apoyo de las huestes aristimuñans, tuvimos que descartar el plan A que consistía en ataque frontal con las dos terceras partes del pelotón y una maniobra de pinzas con un tercio de elite. No… tuvimos que optar por una acción mas discreta.
Con la señorita Gri nos infiltramos por el drenaje, de allí pasamos a los ductos de ventilación y otros lugares intelligence community as well, we reached the main body of the building. Neutralize two guards there, dressed up in their clothes and ... No, I did not watch ... I am a gentleman! ... Well, more details, particulars least we got to the very offices Gesell ...
I had, but we had forgotten his ally, Mr. Jenkins and his regiment of trained monkeys. Outplayed us, we decimated and although not without a fight, were captured. 
In the dungeons. I can not even begin to describe the inhuman conditions of confinement to which we were exposed. But it suffices to say that the notebook in my cell had no internet ... and told me that Miss Grimes had not even his little games ...
Thank God we only had to withstand a day in captivity. After hearing so much commotion, shock, fire, glass breaking, head banging pans, came to our cell Aristimuño himself, in an effort coupled with Sigmund Freud and Jean Piaget had been reduced to criminal and came to liberate.
The federal bailout, Freud and Piaget
Aristimuño stayed behind to settle some unfinished business last for safeguard the fake death of his allies. These days will come back to take its rightful place as an author in these writings virtual.
So this is the end. Here I say goodbye, and glad I could help. Certainly hear from me again in some future, but not for me.
A hug.
The usual suspect Current Friend Day. On a day like this is when most feel the absence of Fede. Fede, the magnanimous friend of everyone. Child-friendly, pet friendly, global friend, Fede.
For some time this part was I was doing everything in my power to find out the whereabouts of Aristimuño, and I welcome to report that not without results. I've come to the conclusion through logical processes inexpressible part on events that occurred since that tragic game against Germany, that Aristimuño was not kidnapped or abducted, not for us to stray or abandoned with impunity. Clearly that was devoted to the pursuit of the outlaw who perpetrated the crime intelligence-spies Economic condemning more than one selection in football.
From there I drew the logical conclusion follows: "If I find the perpetrator, I find Aristimuño." That's what I applied since then, and reviewing the files of the anti-criminology aristimuñans could reduce the spectrum at a prime suspect: 
Evil Gesell Ladino "Mr." Arnold Gesell. Those who have had opportunity to study the course "Developmental Psychology: Childhood at the Faculty of Psychology, will know very well. Since once the scammer was involved in shady business. Without going any further, anyone with minimal critical capacity discover that their work, studies and writings behind any theory. It is a mere description of activities for children according to age. It is clear that even the sister of Fede, perhaps with some spelling mistakes, could have done the same, and even more entertaining. This does not come except to prove the kind of person that we face.
I did my research and found that, like many others, Gesell only faked his death by a tax issue. In turn, it has been seen in recent times, in the circles of "undead" (I'm not talking about zombies and vampires, but that is how they call those who have faked his death) associated with such a Lic . Jenkins. Reviewing the notes of the lecture "Neurophysiology" of Aristimuño, I learned that is renowned for his experiments on monkeys. This somehow confirms my initial hypothesis. 
Evil Gesell with the monkeys
I am organizing an offensive to confront in the coming week. I will keep.
First, good news. My informants have told me that several people accused Aristimuño sightings in Zurich, Switzerland. This news delights us and fills us with hope. Cover
this priority, it is necessary to clarify some issues. Has reached me that there is some fraction Aristimuño, perhaps, to better cope with the pain of so much loss, self-confident have no basis whatsoever a hoax.
With the disappearance of our hero crowd, they profess that Federal did not disappear, but, in fact, never existed. Ubícanlo then Aristimuño in a field of dreams, fantastic, unreal. He is accused belonging to the world's collective imagination. Seek to mystify its existence.
The major contributor to this space, the illustrious artist HAS, whom I consider a friend own, infiltrated the organization and illustrated as only he knows what he could observe. You can see how these miscreants suspected to air it, using pressurized diving suits and even dresses. 
Meeting of the skeptics. Needless to say we must not fall into the easy way out and we must give up the pursuit of our prophet. Firm to the end.
same time, another faction Aristimuño, more worthy of the name, has organized the Foundation in Memory Aristimuño. While looking for places to build a Museum of Aristimuño, HAS been contacted in order to realize a project that he had been planning to Aristimuño. Again, do not plan to replace, but rather, to honor his memory until you return and take his rightful place. This is a humor blog. The Foundation has the "aristichistis" and published more than a collection of sketches of jokes HAS Aristimuño him to give before his disappearance, so you have enough material to survive until the return of the idol. The blog:
RE-chanfle
Without more, we will continue waiting for news of Aristimuño.
Missin ' 
Marcos Good ... Well, if we may call "good" ...
My name is Mark, and the reason I'm writing in this space, it is because the rumors are true, Fede has disappeared. After
undeserved defeat by Germany did not address the micro along with Argentina and also used his flight back to Buenos Aires. 
The last time you saw him, weeping with Tevez and Sorin. His whereabouts are unknown, but we know that the FIFA committee on Monday received a letter sealed in Vienna with his firm, which was corroborated by handwriting experts, which sought annulment of the world. For this it is known that sufficient and overwhelming evidence presented.
However, the delegation did not heed his corrupt requested on the pathetic excuse that would be an embarrassment for the annulment of a tournament of this magnitude ...
important thing is do not despair. The waves of suicides that plague the five continents must stop. The various government agencies in Argentina and around the world have made available to the entire world population teams of psychologists who provide free care to anyone who needs it. Find phones respectively in the website of the government of the country to which you belong.
Above all, know it's not my intention to move to Fede, but I thought I needed to do something about the continuity of this important site. At the same time, Know that we are doing everything in our power to locate. Anyway ...
Force. And we're going to find.
