Monday, July 31, 2006

Canadian Guys Suspenders

Aristimuño's return

Alas! How exciting adventure! And so ends the saga! But let me start from the beginning.

Last Friday, Ms. Gri contacted me. Young iniciada en la fe aristimuñan pero con agallas si las hay. Aparentemente, en un desliz, les di mi dirección vieja al resto de los aristimuñan que querían participar en la misión de rescate. Mea culpa. De modo que solo nosotros dos abordamos el Boeing que nos llevaría a tierras norteamericanas a por el ruín Gesell.

Claro, sin el apoyo de las huestes aristimuñans, tuvimos que descartar el plan A que consistía en ataque frontal con las dos terceras partes del pelotón y una maniobra de pinzas con un tercio de elite. No… tuvimos que optar por una acción mas discreta.

Con la señorita Gri nos infiltramos por el drenaje, de allí pasamos a los ductos de ventilación y otros lugares intelligence community as well, we reached the main body of the building. Neutralize two guards there, dressed up in their clothes and ... No, I did not watch ... I am a gentleman! ... Well, more details, particulars least we got to the very offices Gesell ...

I had, but we had forgotten his ally, Mr. Jenkins and his regiment of trained monkeys. Outplayed us, we decimated and although not without a fight, were captured.



In the dungeons.

I can not even begin to describe the inhuman conditions of confinement to which we were exposed. But it suffices to say that the notebook in my cell had no internet ... and told me that Miss Grimes had not even his little games ...

Thank God we only had to withstand a day in captivity. After hearing so much commotion, shock, fire, glass breaking, head banging pans, came to our cell Aristimuño himself, in an effort coupled with Sigmund Freud and Jean Piaget had been reduced to criminal and came to liberate.


The federal bailout, Freud and Piaget

Aristimuño stayed behind to settle some unfinished business last for safeguard the fake death of his allies. These days will come back to take its rightful place as an author in these writings virtual.

So this is the end. Here I say goodbye, and glad I could help. Certainly hear from me again in some future, but not for me.
A hug.

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