Aristimuño's return Alas! How exciting adventure! And so ends the saga! But let me start from the beginning.
Last Friday, Ms. Gri contacted me. Young iniciada en la fe aristimuñan pero con agallas si las hay. Aparentemente, en un desliz, les di mi dirección vieja al resto de los aristimuñan que querían participar en la misión de rescate. Mea culpa. De modo que solo nosotros dos abordamos el Boeing que nos llevaría a tierras norteamericanas a por el ruín Gesell.
Claro, sin el apoyo de las huestes aristimuñans, tuvimos que descartar el plan A que consistía en ataque frontal con las dos terceras partes del pelotón y una maniobra de pinzas con un tercio de elite. No… tuvimos que optar por una acción mas discreta.
Con la señorita Gri nos infiltramos por el drenaje, de allí pasamos a los ductos de ventilación y otros lugares intelligence community as well, we reached the main body of the building. Neutralize two guards there, dressed up in their clothes and ... No, I did not watch ... I am a gentleman! ... Well, more details, particulars least we got to the very offices Gesell ...
I had, but we had forgotten his ally, Mr. Jenkins and his regiment of trained monkeys. Outplayed us, we decimated and although not without a fight, were captured.
In the dungeons. I can not even begin to describe the inhuman conditions of confinement to which we were exposed. But it suffices to say that the notebook in my cell had no internet ... and told me that Miss Grimes had not even his little games ...
Thank God we only had to withstand a day in captivity. After hearing so much commotion, shock, fire, glass breaking, head banging pans, came to our cell Aristimuño himself, in an effort coupled with Sigmund Freud and Jean Piaget had been reduced to criminal and came to liberate.
The federal bailout, Freud and Piaget
Aristimuño stayed behind to settle some unfinished business last for safeguard the fake death of his allies. These days will come back to take its rightful place as an author in these writings virtual.
So this is the end. Here I say goodbye, and glad I could help. Certainly hear from me again in some future, but not for me.
A hug.
The usual suspect Current Friend Day. On a day like this is when most feel the absence of Fede. Fede, the magnanimous friend of everyone. Child-friendly, pet friendly, global friend, Fede.
For some time this part was I was doing everything in my power to find out the whereabouts of Aristimuño, and I welcome to report that not without results. I've come to the conclusion through logical processes inexpressible part on events that occurred since that tragic game against Germany, that Aristimuño was not kidnapped or abducted, not for us to stray or abandoned with impunity. Clearly that was devoted to the pursuit of the outlaw who perpetrated the crime intelligence-spies Economic condemning more than one selection in football.
From there I drew the logical conclusion follows: "If I find the perpetrator, I find Aristimuño." That's what I applied since then, and reviewing the files of the anti-criminology aristimuñans could reduce the spectrum at a prime suspect:
Evil Gesell Ladino "Mr." Arnold Gesell. Those who have had opportunity to study the course "Developmental Psychology: Childhood at the Faculty of Psychology, will know very well. Since once the scammer was involved in shady business. Without going any further, anyone with minimal critical capacity discover that their work, studies and writings behind any theory. It is a mere description of activities for children according to age. It is clear that even the sister of Fede, perhaps with some spelling mistakes, could have done the same, and even more entertaining. This does not come except to prove the kind of person that we face.
I did my research and found that, like many others, Gesell only faked his death by a tax issue. In turn, it has been seen in recent times, in the circles of "undead" (I'm not talking about zombies and vampires, but that is how they call those who have faked his death) associated with such a Lic . Jenkins. Reviewing the notes of the lecture "Neurophysiology" of Aristimuño, I learned that is renowned for his experiments on monkeys. This somehow confirms my initial hypothesis.
Evil Gesell with the monkeys
I am organizing an offensive to confront in the coming week. I will keep.